From: http://www.laughnet.net/college.htm
Warning: Do not do all of them in one class.
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em. What if you already have powers?
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room. An origami one or do I have to specially bring one?
3. Sing Show Tunes. I don't know what 'Show Tunes' is?
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it. The most hilarious would be snorting like a pig, or act like a donkey.
5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work. what are pick lines?
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War. do this during history class.
7. Churn some butter. How? I don't have the materials.
8. Conceive a brand new language. Oooh! I like this one.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em. I don't have brick walls at my school!!!
10. Plot revenge against someone. Mwa ha ha ha!!!
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know. like frizzy-haired lizzy, and shorty, and piggy...
12. See how long you can hold your breath. what if you faint while doing it?
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor. Eeew! Whoever does that is pervert!
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices. Seriously?
15. Change seats every three minutes. what if there are no other seats?Squeeze someone off as revenge.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit. This one's hard...
17. Shave. what if you already did this morning?
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.". you'll really get in trouble for this one.
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry. what if you're religious?
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes. I can think of hilarious ways...
21. Start a wave. I luv waves!!!
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change. "I have no caf money," you say and dab water at your eyes ir something.Good for drama class
Warning: Do not do all of them in one class.
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em. What if you already have powers?
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room. An origami one or do I have to specially bring one?
3. Sing Show Tunes. I don't know what 'Show Tunes' is?
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it. The most hilarious would be snorting like a pig, or act like a donkey.
5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work. what are pick lines?
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War. do this during history class.
7. Churn some butter. How? I don't have the materials.
8. Conceive a brand new language. Oooh! I like this one.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em. I don't have brick walls at my school!!!
10. Plot revenge against someone. Mwa ha ha ha!!!
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know. like frizzy-haired lizzy, and shorty, and piggy...
12. See how long you can hold your breath. what if you faint while doing it?
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor. Eeew! Whoever does that is pervert!
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices. Seriously?
15. Change seats every three minutes. what if there are no other seats?Squeeze someone off as revenge.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit. This one's hard...
17. Shave. what if you already did this morning?
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.". you'll really get in trouble for this one.
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry. what if you're religious?
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes. I can think of hilarious ways...
21. Start a wave. I luv waves!!!
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change. "I have no caf money," you say and dab water at your eyes ir something.Good for drama class
23. Roast marshmellows. or pretend to
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question. what's two plus two? Is it three or four?
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible. Love this one!!
26. Take apart your desk. with your swiss army knife!
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet. co eee lee la loo ga ga
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating. I did not cheat you cheater lemon eater!!!
29. Do a quick tapdance routine. or ballet if you're a boy.
30. Try bird-watching. what if there are no windows? try to listen for birds.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!". and down the isle
32. Throw your backpack at someone. like your nemisis to get REVENGE!!! mwa ha ha
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal". HI-Larious
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you. wat if they saay yes and you don't have a ring? wat if you're a girl? just wait?
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.". what if someone asks get what?
36. Make a sundial. HOW!!!
37. Give yourself a new identity. like the Swedish murderer.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim. or abvout something else.
39. Dig an escape tunnel. with your spoon or pencil. dig through the flooring, or more like scratch.
40. Announce your candidacy for President. of the USA!!!
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question. what's two plus two? Is it three or four?
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible. Love this one!!
26. Take apart your desk. with your swiss army knife!
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet. co eee lee la loo ga ga
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating. I did not cheat you cheater lemon eater!!!
29. Do a quick tapdance routine. or ballet if you're a boy.
30. Try bird-watching. what if there are no windows? try to listen for birds.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!". and down the isle
32. Throw your backpack at someone. like your nemisis to get REVENGE!!! mwa ha ha
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal". HI-Larious
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you. wat if they saay yes and you don't have a ring? wat if you're a girl? just wait?
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.". what if someone asks get what?
36. Make a sundial. HOW!!!
37. Give yourself a new identity. like the Swedish murderer.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim. or abvout something else.
39. Dig an escape tunnel. with your spoon or pencil. dig through the flooring, or more like scratch.
40. Announce your candidacy for President. of the USA!!!
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